Jedi Mind Trick - aka, an attempt by a person (usually futile, but please tell us if it works) to get out of something, by attempting to use the ol' 'jedi mind trick' on a weak-minded opponent.
Random Girl: Where's the stapler?
Me: You don't need to see our stapler.
<Holds up stapler> "This isn't the stapler you're looking for.
You may go about your business.
<Girl walks away, confused. Geeky friends laugh.>
Prokl - Penguin Rolling on Keyboard Laughing.
May be used, say, in a conversation where the other member screams AHHH CAT ON KEYBOARD!! )@#$%)$%)!@)!@#)$!@#$ (With a trail of garbled characters as the cat steps across the keyboard) <There is no known explanation as to WHY cats love the keyboard...>
Anyway, it works especially well if you're a known linux user, in which case 'penguin' becomes more symbolic. See Example: