1 definition by Lord Scotland

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The masculine incarnation of an Egyptian totem pole that turns invisible when Jean stands exactly one nautical mile from Lord Scotland, to quote the BBC series "Look around you." Imhotep is closely related to the feminine totem-pole embodiment, Imogen, whose depiction appears in the sculptures of Imogen Stuart.
How tall is Imhotep? Unfortunately, Imhotep is invisible.
by Lord Scotland August 09, 2009

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