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6 definitions by Lord CrutchCricket

 
1.
1. A transforming robot that's not very well known in any Transformers franchise but is infamous around the Internet. His alternate mode is a cardboard box. His weapon is a cardboard handgun. It is unknown to which faction he belongs but the Box Transformer blends in perfectly in alleys, ghettos, warehouses and any other shady areas. The Box Transformer can easy ambush underpaid workers or hobos and usually lies in waiting until such opportunity arises. This transformer's one weakness is stray animals with full bladders.

2. A joke gif online in which a guy makes a cardboard suit and crouches down in front of a garage door, making a convincing box while crouched. The animation is looped so it looks like a constant "transformation" with a midi of the Transformers theme song.

3. The only rival to Solid Snake when it comes to hiding in cardboard boxes.
1.
Hobo: Hey a new house!
Box Transformer standing up pointing his weapon): Back away, fleshling!
Hobo: Shit I think I pissed my pants.

2.
The box transformer is another fine example of the power of looped animation and music.

3.
Random Guard: Who's there?
Snake: Damn, I gotta hide! Hey there's a box!
Box Transformer (stands up): I was here first. *Zap!
Random support character: Snake, what happened? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE?!!?
by Lord CrutchCricket August 01, 2007
 
2.
Quick and easy way of verbally owning emo kids, whiny bitches and/or just about anyone who complains so much, they make you want to choke a small animal then shove it down their throats. Can be used for all degrees of whining and in conjunction with other anti-emo send-offs like "cry more", "\cry" and "don't cry, emo kid".
Emo kid: "People just don't get the pain I've been through since my 14 year old girlfriend dumped me. The world sucks, my soul is crushed and I can't go on-"
Victim of whining: "Fucking blog it, you emo fag!"

Kid 1: "Man, this class sucks."
Kid 2: "Blog it!"
by Lord CrutchCricket April 26, 2006
 
3.
To completely annihilate any interest in a particular song by overplaying it on the radio.
Any song that is played around 50 times a day is effectively radio-killed
In order to effectively radio kill songs like "You're Beautiful" (which is akin to beating a dead horse since the song blows anyway), one must play it repeatedly on all the shitty radio stations until the playcount reaches 6 figures and people go postal from even hearing part of the lyrics.

98% of Christmas music is radio-killed at least a month before the actual Christmas day.
by Lord CrutchCricket December 13, 2006
 
4.
To be in or produce a permanent state of contextual existance in which parties involved are completely and utterly fucked, with no conceivable reprieve and from which there is no escape. See also FUBAR
Guy 1: So how'd your GF know you were cheating? You get ratted out?
Guy 2: No she's got a videotape.
Guy 1: Dude, you're permafucked.

A gangmember rapes a hooker in an alley. Little does he know that the hooker has AIDS. Now he's facing charges of sexual assault, the pimp wants revenge and on top of it all he's gonna die from AIDS in a couple of years. You don't get more permafucked than that.
by Lord CrutchCricket November 01, 2007
 
5.
To completely annihilate any interest in a particular song by overplaying it on the radio.
Any song that is played around 50 times a day is effectively radio-killed
In order to effectively radio kill songs like "You're Beautiful" (which is akin to beating a dead horse since the song blows anyway), one must play it repeatedly on all the shitty radio stations until the playcount reaches 6 figures and people go postal from even hearing part of the lyrics.

98% of Christmas music is radio-killed at least a month before the actual Christmas day.
by Lord CrutchCricket December 23, 2006
 
6.
To be in or produce a permanent state of contextual existance in which parties involved are completely and utterly fucked, with no conceivable reprieve and from which there is no escape. See also FUBAR
Guy 1: So how'd your GF know you were cheating? You get ratted out?
Guy 2: No she's got a videotape.
Guy 1: Dude, you're permafucked.

A gangmember rapes a hooker in an alley. Little does he know that the hooker has AIDS. Now he's facing charges of sexual assault, the pimp wants revenge and on top of it all he's gonna die from AIDS in a couple of years. You don't get more permafucked than that.
by Lord CrutchCricket November 01, 2007