10 definitions by Lord Ass

10.	mong out
	buy mong out mugs, tshirts and magnets Based on the often offensively used word mong. 1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy. 2. To be in a relaxed and docile state. 1. "Whoaa, did you see Nev after 14 bottles of Bud? Biggest, worstest mong out I seen for a while." 2. "Hey guys, let's get a spliff going and mong out in front of the TV." by Lord Ass Jun 28, 2005 share this
9.	Cherie Blair
	buy cherie blair mugs, tshirts and magnets Somewhat scary looking wife of British Prime Minster Tony Blair. "Eh, seen dat Cherie Blair? She'd not look outta place in The Addams Family." by Lord Ass Jun 27, 2005 share this
8.	big
	buy big mugs, tshirts and magnets Adjective. Not little. "My dick is big." "Your tits are big." "Yo ass is big momma." by Lord Ass Jun 26, 2005 share this
7.	lazy piss
	buy lazy piss mugs, tshirts and magnets This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman. Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight. "Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks." (Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool) by Lord Ass Jun 25, 2005 share this
6.	welded
	buy welded mugs, tshirts and magnets Descriptive of a couple who are really in love and will never split up, not never, ever. Typically the 'welder' is some 17 year old scallie bird who welds herself to some poor sod with shit for brains and a pimped-up Vauxhall Corsa that he street races up and down Smithdown Road. "Eh, Marky. Bez an' Tray are fuckin' welded, son. She won't let the poor bastad out with his mates anymore." "Oh yeah, me an' Bez are welded. We're gonna, get married an' have loads of babies." by Lord Ass Jun 23, 2005 share this
5.	mum proof
	buy mum proof mugs, tshirts and magnets A way of talking so that your mum doesn't know what you're on about. Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day." Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?" Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!" by Lord Ass Jun 22, 2005 share this
4.	King Herod
	buy king herod mugs, tshirts and magnets Bit of a bad boy was our King Herod The Great. He got the nod that baby Jesus was born and then ordered all the baby and toddler boys around Bethlehem to be murdered. Today, used as a term of abuse by mams against radgy dads who can't control their bairns. Wifey: "Eh Dave ya bastad, leave the bairns alone - yez acting like fuckin' King Herod!" by Lord Ass Jun 21, 2005 share this

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