Wield the flesh baton to great orchestral effect.
Goodness me. Now I understand why Handel called it Water Music.
An emission of methane from the anus which, when ignited, can cause great hilarity. Regarded by eco-types as an (admittedly noisome) solution to the environmental crisis.
Government Health Warning: Igniting your farts can seriously damage your balls.
Term most famously used by President Lyndon B. Johnson, perhaps the most foul-mouthed senior politician in the history of the USA, who famously instructed us "not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat." Unfortunately, Johnson failed to take his own advice and embroiled American troops in Vietnam.
Given that I instructed my fellow Americans not to get into a pissing contest with a polecat, the sheer amount of urine on my business suit is a tad surprising.
Slang term often applied to men and women who experience sexual pleasure when urinating on their partners.
I'm Pisser Jackson - and you're very wet.
What a woman has before she develops saggies.
They were once so firm!
Abbreviation of "Dan's a smackhead". Used widely during the period 1988-1992 to express the (entirely apocryphal) belief that Vice-President Dan Quayle was addicted to heroin.
You reckon danza smack? Na - he's just a conservative.
Receptacle, usually cheap, containing the spermatozoic issue from onanistic activity. Occasionally the cause of unwanted pregnancy in female garbage collectors who are exposed to its contents and then slip their contaminated fingers into their genital areas.
Quick - let me get rid of my bag of wank before the wife sees it. And hide that fucking magazine as well.