15 definitions by Loose Goose

Top Definition
One who regularly takes deposits up the poop schute.

In the case of a man, clearly a homosexual.
Norb went to school and studied finance, so I guess it makes sense that he is an anal banker.
by Loose Goose February 27, 2006
1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.
Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!
by Loose Goose May 08, 2006
A woman who is giving a man a blowjob while she is growing a tail(taking a dump).

See also grumpy munchkin.
I understand your sister was quite the angry gremlin last night when she hogged down a cock in the mens' room.
by Loose Goose May 08, 2006
1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.

2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop
Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk
by Loose Goose August 03, 2005
1. Having a turtle peaking

2. Point just before the break when taking a dump
I gotta run, I'm growing a tail!
by Loose Goose April 03, 2006
When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.

See also grumpy munchkin
The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.
by Loose Goose February 17, 2006
A man that has a large belly, but after midnight it all turns into dick.
John has a large belly, but lucky for Deb it's a Cinderella Belly, it all turns into dick after midnight!
by Loose Goose February 17, 2006

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