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4 definitions by Looped Out

 
1.
Jansen Douglas is a fictional character that has become somewhat of a legend or tall tale in the upper Midwest. The name Jansen Douglas is loosely based off of Sir Zacharias Jansen, whom invented the telescope.

The story goes that Douglas was born and raised near Rochester, MN to a family of Furbish descent. He found himself to be of rather short stature and with flat-ironed feet. To make up for this, he wanted to work on (and pilot) the biggest, nastiest diesel-powered machines.

So his career was to fix machinery. This was rather contradictory to the fact that by age 19 the man had already totalled five cars...and he was known as a true hazard on the roadways where he romped. Throughout his career, he spent much of his time looming over growlers.

Friends would often find him buried nose-deep in the Hot Wheels pegs or scouring Urban Dictionary. He was also world-renowned for his E-Revo billowing acts. He started out small time but eventually hit paydirt in Sauk Rapids.

Legend has it that Jansen Douglas now lives somewhere in North Dakota. The last claimed siting of him was in mid-2009 at a Slipknot concert in Mankato, Minnesota where he was found laid out in a crumpled heap on the floor with a beer-soaked shirt.

Pictures have supposedly surfaced of this rare being. Each picture almost always has one of two attributes; a large gritting smile; or Douglas shown with wildly-thrown elbows and an R/C body 10 feet above his head and smoke billowing out from the Titan 550's.
That is the well-known story of Jansen Douglas.
by Looped Out November 02, 2009
 
2.
i.e. a Hot Wheels Regular Treasure Hunt

Describes the cars in the Regular Treasure Hunt Series released by Hot Wheels.
Davit: "I went into Wal-Mart this morning and the pegs were plump full!"

Si: "What did you find?"

Davit: "I saw the green stripe and got all excited just to find out it was just a shitbox."
by Looped Out November 02, 2009
 
3.
One who's beak is made solely of stone.

One who gets himself firmly planted (uprooted) on the ground during a touch football game.

One who got pranked everyday in high school but was cool about it.

Stone Beak = Awesome
Davit: "Who is that kid on the ground over there?"

Si: "Oh, that's Stone Beak...Jansen just leveled him."
by Looped Out November 02, 2009
 
4.
A device that was once desinged to check for shorts in alternator windings. It's an outdated piece of machinery that serves little purpose these days and is just fun to say.
Jansen: "What the hell is that piece of shit over there?"

Si: "That's our shop's growler that we don't use anymore. It's just a fun conversation piece."
by Looped Out November 02, 2009