1 definition by LongLegsInAlaska

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Slang for men who are ass-wipe impaired as their shorts are more like a soiled diaper due to the multiple skidmarks they leave in their underwear.
The men in the locker room always gave Steve a wide berth due to his poopenhause shorts.

by LongLegsInAlaska August 02, 2007

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