10 definitions by Long Johns
When you have that bloated gut feeling to go to the toilet, thinking it will be a No.2. But then, the echoes from the toilet bowl encourages the wind released to resemble an elephant farting.....
Jay had a bad case to rush to the toilet for feeling winded. Only his gut feeling was only that, wind and gave off a loud elephart.
by Long Johns Nov 30, 2011 add a video
Any job done by someone else who are distracted or careless with their work and make a total bodge Job of it.
Also known as Botch Job.
Bob - "I'll have this done in no time."
Customer - "That is what I was worried about, a bodge job."
Craig - "Yes love, I be there. Ok hun, see you later."
Customer - "Will you be getting on with your work or be on the phone all day and make a total bodge job?"
Apprentice - "I think I finished the job boss."
Boss - "You made a right bodge job of that haven't you"
by Long Johns Mar 16, 2012 add a video
Like a 'darling' but someone of a famous background, a celeb, a TV/Film star, singer; of that whom is infatuated, obsessed, admiring, in love with.
"My new found fame for a famous person is such a star-ling."
by Long Johns Dec 19, 2011 add a video
Those petty, small arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs, wind-ups.
To accompany the saying 'Tiffs, Taffs and Tantrums'.
Tiffs - arguements, quarrels, lovers tiffs.
Taffs - those usual things.
Tantrums - tears, upsets, unloved.
by Long Johns Aug 3, 2011 add a video
|5.||Teacup on a saucer|
What seems larger in scale, whatever the object to be, is actually smaller to take. Something that is being supported by another source. A teacup on a saucer.
Janet thought her income would be much more from the looks of things. Only John being the supported one, realistically Janet only had the teacup on a saucer.
by Long Johns Feb 12, 2013 add a video
Usually performed by women, spending all day shopping and carrying home all the vast bags they now own. Throw themselves in amongst them all and wave their arms and legs about to resemble an angel. Typically done due for over-exhausted excitement!
Sally spent all day shopping, carrying home 2 to the dozen of bags. Finally back home and feeling exhausted, the first thing she did on returning home is throw herself in amongst all her bags and did a shopping angel.
by Long Johns Jan 30, 2012 add a video
Gullible to be taken in - with your Jewish friends and secret Jehovah Witnesses friends or anyother friends of another religion - that convince you they too celebrate Christmas but only to accept your generous kind-hearted hand-outs. Only to later pass on your gifts for other purposes.
Jonny gave his best mate a big present this year for Christmas. Only Jonny later discovered his mate was not a Christian who celebrates Christmas, so gave a gift away for no reason and now feels stupid and made an utter Christmastake.
by Long Johns Dec 21, 2011 add a video