2 definitions by Lon Dermatt

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When a man (or woman) performs cunnilingus on a woman and she farts directly in his/her face.
"I'm good at cunnilingus, but Stacy is a master of fumilingus."
by Lon Dermatt October 09, 2013

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Much akin to the Dirty Sanchez, a time honored event in which, while laying the bone doggy-style you insert a finger in her starfish, pull it out and wipe it across her upper lip, leaving a thin moustache. At the same time you pull her hair tightly back from her forehead, making her look like Erroll Flynn!
"I turned Dixie into Erroll Flynn last night."
by Lon Dermatt October 09, 2013

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