2 definitions by Lolita Promises
A slut who has sex with guys only if they: snowboard, skateboard, or surf. The dream of these girls is to pop their cherry while doing one of the aforementioned "sports". Or if cherry-popping is not possible (i.e. already happened) then she just wants to fuck while doing the sport.
She is usually blonde with blue/green eyes and has a pussy as loose and a rubber-band. But still guys love her.
She is usually blonde with blue/green eyes and has a pussy as loose and a rubber-band. But still guys love her.
Ally is a boardslut with Kyle, the surfer, Matt, the skater, and Jason, the boarder.
Don't be such a boardslut.
She got the world's worst tan while she was being a boardslut in Hawaii.
Don't be such a boardslut.
She got the world's worst tan while she was being a boardslut in Hawaii.
by Lolita Promises March 29, 2008
1: The fear that if you dye your hair blonde in any shade, your IQ will automatically drop to that of a boardslut.
2: If you're blonde than your brain cells change to something like marshmellows (which are lighter than air) and float right out of the top of your head-very scary to watch.
3: The way we brunettes act around the skanky blondes we all love and know.
2: If you're blonde than your brain cells change to something like marshmellows (which are lighter than air) and float right out of the top of your head-very scary to watch.
3: The way we brunettes act around the skanky blondes we all love and know.
Blonde: Like, wow, my nails are Peachy Keen Pink. Do you think, that, maybe, like, it might not, like, go with my, like eyelashes? Wait-do eyelashes even have a color. I want to dye mine purple like Barney. Cool...
Brunette: I think that I am going to kill myself-you're the stupidest person I know. I think I'm suffering from blondephobiamitosis.
Brunette: I think that I am going to kill myself-you're the stupidest person I know. I think I'm suffering from blondephobiamitosis.
by Lolita Promises March 31, 2008