When someone is being a total douche bag, the correct response would be:
"Fuck off, man."
But since that's gotten pretty old, a new alternative has arisen:
Blow Dogs For Quarters or BDFQ
It is a way to entirely humiliate and demoralize said douche bag.
"Hey man, guess who got laid last night? NOT YOU!"
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