1 definition by Lolazer

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1.To dual wield any firearm or other projectile weapon. Can be done with pistols,submachineguns,laser weapons,crossbows, sawn-off shotguns,and,if you try hard enough,pump or lever action shotguns,light and heavy machineguns,rocket launchers and Gatling guns.

2.(pussie definition)To spread out limbs,sticks,breasts etc.
Bob:So I heard Bill can fire two miniguns at the same time.
John:No shit?
Bob:Yeah,he can akimbo pretty damn well.
by Lolazer February 12, 2010

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