The Bambooka is the weapon made by Captain Kirk when fighting the Gorn monster. Highly impractical and highly dangerous ... But a weapon of badassery nonetheless. Also featured on the December 28, 2009 episode of Mythbusters.
Guy #1 ' Dude I think she totally digs me, I mean...sure, she's like, 5 years younger, but that means we can totally connect on a mental/emotional level that way.
Guy#2 ' Before or after they haul your statutory ass off to jail? .... nice flogic bro.'