Always pretty and fashionable, even from childhood, the Ashleys
, social status
in its uttermost perfection
They always shine wherever they go. Boys will have crushes on them, girls
will futilely try to imitate
them. But true class can't be imitated.
The Ashley's domain is the kind
in interior design
magazines. It's often a Big Fancy House that's totally out of reach for a mere
mortal. And it always has a personal, unique touch, that speaks wonders of the owner. An Ashley takes care of every detail.
There's no such thing as a poor Ashley. Even
if all she has is a pile of tires, she will turn them into a lavish palace worthy of her presence.
Some people may say they're snobbish, spoiled
and mean. That's perfectly normal, those lesser creatures are too full of envy
they can't even look
at an Ashley straight in the face.
They can't handle the honesty of an Ashley. They prefer to live in their little
perfect world where everyone
is made equal and beautiful. Which is obviously untrue since, well, not everyone
can even look
or deserve to be like an Ashley.
Especially guys named Paul
. Horror. Don't even
sit next to them.
Only true ladies named Ashley are welcome to this exclusive club. If you aren't willing to raise the bar or to wear purple
Day, stop calling yourself Ashley.