2 definitions by Lochnivar
A girl who, despite having 'the goods', just isn't attractive. Typically as a result of personality/intelligence or a complete lack thereof.
It is perfectly normal to find a northern pike 'hot' but the thought of dating one ought to induce near suicidal nausea
Derived from the song "She ain't pretty (she just looks that way)" by the Northern Pikes
It is perfectly normal to find a northern pike 'hot' but the thought of dating one ought to induce near suicidal nausea
Derived from the song "She ain't pretty (she just looks that way)" by the Northern Pikes
Bob: "So how was your date with that hottie from the bar?"
Steve: "Total waste of time. She was such a northern pike that had to duck out of dinner before she made me I stabbed my eyes out with a fork."
Steve: "Total waste of time. She was such a northern pike that had to duck out of dinner before she made me I stabbed my eyes out with a fork."
by Lochnivar November 14, 2009
A 1 plus 1 is a particularly easy girl. Can also be referred to as 'the village bicycle'.
Let's face it, there really isn't anything easier than 1+1 now is there?
Let's face it, there really isn't anything easier than 1+1 now is there?
Bob: "So, you think I should go out with Suzy?"
Steve: "Oh yeah, you'll totally get some that girl is a real 1 plus 1."
Steve: "Oh yeah, you'll totally get some that girl is a real 1 plus 1."
by Lochnivar November 14, 2009