n. The process of walking up to a toilet intending to urinate and, before or after urinating, changing one's mind to instead sit down and defecate.
v. To perform an upgrade.
While I was pissing I let out the biggest, nastiest fart. It stank so bad, I knew I had to upgrade.
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