2 definitions by Lizm

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A really disgusting sexual move where the man uses his penis to caress his own mouth to "turn on" a pig. Technically known as doing the orton.
"I just did this sick orton maaaaaaaaaan!!!!, because the pig was annoying me!"
by Lizm October 23, 2007

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A religion created by the God of Jizm whereby if you join you have the right to do nothing. Also the wonder of Jizm shall be revealed being, standing an empty lucozade bottle up normally then just tapping the top making it fall down, whereupon it performs a complete somersault & goes in a complete circle.
Teacher: Do Your Homework!!
Student: No it's against my religion of jizm!
by Lizm September 18, 2007

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