A state funded university located in Central Alabama. It is well known for its beautiful
campus, excellent academic
standards, attractive coeds, and storied athletics program. This institution has garnered a great deal of esteem
in both academics and athletics, so much so that vacuous simpletons that are wildly covetous of said achievements are compelled to go onto websites and use sophomoric insults to describe this excellent bastion of higher learning.
See also: Main cause of little brother syndrome.
At the University of Alabama, student athletes are actually required to not only attend classes, but also be able to pass them.