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a noun describing a person with an unhealthy obsession/ fetish with stuffed otters, coupled with crippling low confidence and neurotic Jewish behavior.
Roommate#1: "Why didn't he just talk to Mere Bear at the party?"
Roommate#2: "Who the hell knows. He's such a Schwartz sometimes..."
by Lisa McCurdy January 19, 2007

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