A better and more efficient way or say both "I swear to god" and "By the way" Basically it's a super phrase here to kick a** and take names.
Suzie: Babeeeeee take out the trasshhhhhh!
"Babe": Balls on the walls Suzie I'm five seconds away from leaving you for your hotter sister.
Chuck: Dude! Balls on the walls your shoes are fabulous.
"Dude": Because you said it like that it made me secure with my choice to be your friend and I now feel like I am overall a better person for being in your presence. I love you.