44 definitions by Linda

A large pasty like snack which you can currently get down Greggs on a 2 for 1 deal basis. Unfortunately due to high demand from one induvidual who goes by the name of Jack, the factory supplying the ingredients for these bakes has been thrown into turmoil, with staff shortages and the like. Jack has currently bought up most of the shop and Greggs is consequently contemplating closure for the forseeable future due to lack of items of food for sale. If and when Greggs does re-open, Jack will almost certainly be banned from going within 10 feet of the shop. The boy in question is currently on the NHS waiting list for the proceedure of stomach stapeling.
Linda: I'm out of a job

Tor: *shocked* how? why?

Linda: That kid ate all the steak bakes in Greggs and the factory I was in wasn't sufficiently staffed and couldn't cope with the heavy work load.

Tor: Bastard *shakes fist*
by Linda April 17, 2005
A state consisting of unnatractive men who live off the past, with tiny minds and even tinier doo-dads in their pants.
Nice to meet ya..Oh, Sooo..your from Indiana? *runs away briskly*
by Linda April 29, 2005
Bloody dregs, the tail, remnants, crappy bits at end.
The last piece of toilet paper, bloody inconvience
by Linda February 25, 2003
started by chatleader Thiviya somelastname, chat tampons is the coolest chat in the world, but it's making us all fail. But its still really really cool! JUST LIKE THIVIYA WHO WON'T LET ME HAVE SEX WITH HER.
topics that come up a lot in 'chat tampons'-
and- PENIS!!!
clay penises, too. and rubber ones.
by linda April 04, 2005
Stupid hippies trying to "jive" (see also jive) to crappy hippy music.
Also stupid hippies going by the flower power lifestyle, damn hippies
eg. Hippies are stupid and go to woodstock 69'
by Linda February 25, 2003
appalled over how much weight you have gained
by linda February 09, 2002
Inflammation of the Senior.
"The school doctor was here the other day, and he diagnosed me and five others with Senioritis. Man, this sucks."
by linda September 28, 2006

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