2 definitions by LimaUK

The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.

This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.

When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.
You: Awww, you poor fella.
Him: I'm DYING!
You: (Soothingly) Oh, you're not dying Cy.
Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu!
You: Do you need some sympathy?
Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain...
You: I understa-
Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!!
by LimaUK June 26, 2006
A gay sex act, wherein one man ejaculates over the penis of his partner, who then uses it as lubrication to assist in the anal penetration which then follows.
Lee shot his load over Anthony's throbbing member. Anthony immediately lifted Lee's legs high in the air and, positioning his freshly-moistened pork-sword on his boyfriend's starfish said "I'm gonna cum fuck you SO hard..."
by LimaUK June 08, 2006

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