A flat black 1984 Ford F-150 owned by "woody" with 35" tires that roll the mean streets of North West Arkansas. This vehicle is often seen with a Chain saw sheathed between the toolbox and the bed.
Big Red: "what the fuck is that horribly loud sound?"
Lil' Red: (while looking at the security camera in the living room) "It seems to be a large military assault vehicle in need of some restoration."
Big Red: "Dude! Grab my weights, that looks like woody's meth mobile."
Lil Red: (Grabbing them with "the claw".) "Where'd the AAA's go?!?!?!?"