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Roy
(noun)

1. a male given name. Also little known Peanuts character introduced in 1965, and was the best friend of Peppermint PATTY (source:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_%28Peanuts%29#Roy)

2. generally a name for a virile and attractive male, could possibly be a Fire Sign..like an Aries. Has a tendency to be stalked by older, unattractive, short women. Prone to being cockblocked. Has a hard time saying NO when necessary so may also be prone to "bad" touches and unnecessary roughness from short, hairy and detestable females when he's really dying inside at the thought. (think Ace Ventura and the shower and plunger scene)
Logic class Prof: Consider the following example:

1. The man is virile and attractive.
2. The man is an Aries.
3. A short detestable female tried to take the man's stuff.

Thus the man's name must be Roy.

Students (in unison): Damn Straight!
by LightofTruth July 14, 2009
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