5 definitions by Light Dragon

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Puberty is a thing...it's a thing which you can't let go of..It's sh-t for life. It happens between the ages of 10-18.
Go ahead and give this a thumbs down,cause it's all true and I spent 15 minutes making it. (Or if you are nice go gimme a *thumbs up* darling ;D)
Girls (including me DAMNIT!)
If we didn't had our boobs growing,we could have gone topless without a care in the world (lol?)
If we didn't had hair in our hoohaa,mating could have been easier.
If we didn't had facial hair, (Sometimes, only one hair below our chin for ages 40+) we could have looked much younger.
If we didn't had underarm hair,our sweat couldn't have been much stinkier.
If we didn't have such a dramatic mind,we could have been more funnier...and more cheerful.
Boys:
If they didn't have such a long and hard penis (and sperm of course),we couldn't have pregnancies and stuff,and blowjobs could be the only way.
If they didn't have hair everywhere,they could have been more sexier.
If they didn't have facial hair,kissing could have been much easier.
If they didn't have an emotional mind,they could have been more sweeter.
Girls start earlier than boys do...yep. Justin bieber's so lucky (and gay) that he didn't hit puberty.
Puberty sucks.

FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER!!
by Light Dragon February 25, 2011

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Way better than sex.
OH YES GOOGLE CHROME!!!! FASTER,FASTER!! HARDER,HARDER! Oooh, ahh, yes, yes! YES! Faster baby, FASTERRR!!! OOH, AHH!!
by Light Dragon April 26, 2011

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Also known as M-Virus,this is even worse than AIDS. Happens when talking or having contact with Miley Cyrus. BEWARE OF THIS DISEASE. Always have a miley-repellent,an anti-miley banner,anti-miley shirt,and never,EVER talk or have contact with miley. About 316,028 people died of this disease.
Victim1: *screams* MILEY!! I LOVE YOU!!
Victim2: OMG she's so smexxy I wanna have sex with her
Miley: Hey fans!
*2 weeks later*
Victim1: Oh..Im feeling so sick..my body's turning purple and I see purplish figures in my eyes...

Victim2: Aww man...raping miley was great,but I think I'm gonna puke man...god damn but I had protection!!

Me: You just got owned,noob. You got the Miley-Virus. Next time when you are on hell,wear anti-miley equipment along with a condom.

*Both victims die of the M-Virus*
by Light Dragon February 25, 2011

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A post on facebook which is used to get many likes. The bait is usually a funny vid,but sometimes can be anything. Just post it on YOUR profile,or else it'll get deleted. (Or at least stays *LUCKY!*)
-in facebook-

Me: Check this vid lol so funny (funny vid link)
Tard#1: Lolol. *Deletes it for whatevernoreasonm8*
Tard(thx)#2: Why did you delete it?
Me: Yeah,why?
Tard#1: Why did you post it?
Me: DUMBASS! THAT WAS A LIKE-BAIT!!!
by Light Dragon March 11, 2011

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Random youtube videos which usually contain randomness and nonsense. They are usually used for comedy purposes or for killing time. The most commonly used are the cd-i games of Legend of Zelda and a super mario game called hotel mario. They usually contain phrases "THIS IS SPARTAAA!!" from 300 and "mah boi" said by the old man from the LoZ cd-i game.
-Example-1 of Youtube poop-
Link: Great! I can't wait to-
*Mario appears*
Link: Pounce some *punches mario* dodongos!
-Ex 2-
Mario: Hey!
Luigi: Hey!
Mario: Get offa mah cloud
*repeat*
*Koopa flies away* Hey! You! Get offa mah cloud!
Mario: getoffgetoffgetoffgetoffmahcloud
*bleep*
Ex-3
DeDeDe: This is madness!
Meta Knight: Madness.
Meta Knight: THIS-IS-SPARTA! *kicks truck*
by Light Dragon January 31, 2011

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