925 definitions by Light Joker

a person who stores anything they acquire and will discard none of it.
My dad is such a pack rat. He still stores his stuff in my mom's house despite the fact that he is no longer married to her.
by Light Joker June 29, 2005

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to urinate
(especially in one's pants)
If I don't reach the bathroom I am gonna piss in my pants
by Light Joker March 24, 2004

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a bag used for carrying home uneaten food from a restaurant.
Do you have a doggy bag for my dessert?
by Light Joker April 23, 2005

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arrogant, concited, snobbish
I can't stand these uppity bastards.
by Light Joker January 23, 2006

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1. prestigious

2. high quality

3. elegant or stylish
Who needs those classy restaurants when you can get a good meal at Boston Market?
by Light Joker November 17, 2005

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1. to shock or disorient someone

2. to panic, to lose control
Woah, don't freak out, it's not the end of the world.
by Light Joker May 03, 2007

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a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)
Your stache is nothing compared to mine.
by Light Joker March 27, 2005

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