925 definitions by Light Joker

a woman's breasts(jocular)
Her hooters were almost perfectly sized.
by Light Joker March 02, 2005

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an expressionless face(becuase people keep thier faces expressionless during a game of poker)
Why does he always have a poker face all the time?
by Light Joker June 08, 2005

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(variants: crap, squat, poop, or shit may replace dump)

to defecate
Come on, find a rest stop already. I have to take a dump.
by Light Joker April 04, 2005

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the police (see also fuzz station)
If the fuzz find out where you are hiding, I won't help you.
by Light Joker June 11, 2005

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a promiscuous woman (see also slut)
She must be the biggest tramp ever.
by Light Joker July 09, 2005

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to defecate(see also take a dump)
If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.
by Light Joker January 11, 2005

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a person who stores anything they acquire and will discard none of it.
My dad is such a pack rat. He still stores his stuff in my mom's house despite the fact that he is no longer married to her.
by Light Joker June 29, 2005

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