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925 definitions by Light Joker

 
15.
A person who believes thier gender is superior and says unair things about the other gender, or assumes that only one gender has a certain trait. Both woman and men can be sexist.
Kung-Fu Jesus seems to be a sexist. He has written definitions that sound rather sexist if you ask me.
by Light Joker July 05, 2004
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16.
an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning
I woke up with a morning wood today.
by Light Joker August 28, 2005
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17.
To go crazy, to go insane.
I was so mad, I thought I was going to flip.
by Light Joker September 19, 2004
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18.
and G

one thousand dollars
I paid 20 grand for that truck and now it's ruined.
by Light Joker March 09, 2005
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19.
a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)
Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.
by Light Joker January 18, 2005
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20.
1. excellent

2. delicious
She sure knows how to make a scrumptious stack of pancakes.
by Light Joker April 07, 2006
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21.
pig
a police officer(originally underworld, derogatory)
Mobster: Boss, the pigs are outside, lets get out of here.

Mobster leader: Hide the money now!
by Light Joker September 25, 2004
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