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925 definitions by Light Joker

1. a wealthy and gracious woman

2. a male homosexual
She looked like a queen, but she saw nothing special about herself.
by Light Joker November 18, 2004
an astonishing news story that is revealed without warning
in light of the bombshell, the school sent the students home.
by Light Joker December 01, 2006
nasal mucus(see also snot rocket)
Yuck! I got snot on my new clothes.
by Light Joker November 23, 2004
The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)
Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.
by Light Joker September 17, 2004
an annoying person.(named for an insect that lays It's eggs in fruit)
Leave me alone you little fruit fly.
by Light Joker September 13, 2004
an act of defacation, a bowel movement
Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.
by Light Joker November 01, 2006
wednesday (from the notion that it is the hump of the workweek)
Things will go very smoothly by hump day.
by Light Joker February 16, 2006