1) A place that makes you want to have a labotomy
. Girls in middle school talk all the time about their boyfriend of 1 week and claim to be "in love" with them. Little do these girls know that the boy just wants booty. Also, girls will make fun of other girls that aren't "developed" (i.e having a butt or a big chest). The teachers are complete vulcan idiots that punish a kid for writing on the desk which was a result of the teachers boring
lesson plan. They give ridiculous amounts of homework on shit. Homework is as good as toilet paper. Everybody talks shit
about you. You'd be lucky to have a few true friends. Also, you'll encounter a few dingleberries that try to turn you into something you're not. The popular kids are assholes. If you're not into MTV
or the latest rap music you're considered a freak of nature. Anybody that has been through middle school will tell you it's an equivalence to a nazi death camp. No matter what you do, it's torture. Anybody that makes it to the last day of middle school will be happy to leave that shit hole for life!