1. Charlie Swan's facial hair in the Twilight movie (2008). It is extremely intimidating, especially if Charlie is holding a rifle.
2. The most painful way to die.
1. Dude, I went to ask Bella to prom, but chickened out when I saw Charlie's 'stache a mile away!
The two girls giggled mercilessly at Charlie's 'stache, still slightly terrified even though he was glaring at Edward.
2. Fear the wrath of Charlie's 'stache.
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