one who provides, knowingly or unknowingly, incorrect information, confidently as if it where fact. the false information is then backed up by some magnificent (fictitious) source of origination.
anyone who is NOT Chuck Norris.
Mr. Miyagi always told Daniel-san that Ford Mustangs are for 16 year-old girls, according to a double blind study done by Seventeen magazine. Daniel-san called Mr. Miyagi a False Stat Guy since badass Bobby (from the Cobra Kai dojo) drives the automatic V8 GT model.