5 definitions by Liam, Bitches

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Hattus is the divine worship of hatual objects worn upon ones head. The main goal of Hattus is to "be one with the Hat". A follower of Hattus knows he must follow the Way of the Hat in order to destroy all that is evil and preserve the path of Hattus. Hattus rituals include the well-known religious holidays such as "The Slapping of the Fish Against Your Face for Seven Hours While Wearing a Swedish Top Hat" and "Wear Nothing But a Hat and a Jock Strap to Work" festivals.
I have become one with Hattus.
by Liam, Bitches November 19, 2004

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1. Nickname for any closet bisexual girl with decent hooters.
Yo, PimpMasta L, Stacy wont admit about that time she wuz tradin toungues wit Brittani!

What a Dolen!
by Liam, Bitches November 05, 2004

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AYP
AYP is slang for a punk rock music store in Fruitville (heheheh Fruitville), Lancaster. Fuck off Hot Topic preppies!
Yesterday I walked down to AYP man..... fuckin trippy.....
by Liam, Bitches November 19, 2004

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Taking pictures of yourself jerking off and sending it to all of your friends and family.
Tim, you sick bastard, how could you rasturbate like that?
by Liam, Bitches November 05, 2004

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The aftersmell of a fart. Usually follows the farter.
Holy God, Marc! What a poofta!
by Liam, Bitches November 19, 2004

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