Sorry about this morning babe, I didn't realize i had a shit cannon
"...and once that cork
let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shit
just kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam
and shit went all over the seat! It was sick
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon
during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".