Someone who plays a girl, dates a different girl, and hooks up with an even different girl all in the same night. Too bad he is the lowest of the low.. Scummiest of the scrum. He is a flaming turd ball from the planet of stupidity.
He tells you exactly what you want to hear so you dont get upset, too bad one look at his face makes your wanna barf.
Stay away from him, his charming attitude will real you in, along with every other girl in your neighborhood and your best friend. Too bad he ate your dog, he eats everything in sight, so dont leave anything out unattended including your iPod, cellphone, or your Mom! but he may go for her too, he goes for anything he can get, 'cause it ain't much.
That pooperscooper is one bad nut! Stay away or he may infect your heart and break you down at the worst times.
P.S. Never trust a guy who puts statuses about breaking up with a girl on facebook, there is a high possibilty he will be in deep dog crap because she will most likely see it.
Jarrett is such a player, he hooked up with my sister and two of my friends.
Jarrett ate my cat.
Susie:Jarrett is such a player!
Jenny: Tell me something I dont know! He told all of facebook he was gonna break up with me before me!