1 definition by Leo Maguire
United Kingdom Independence Party. In terms of conservative stupidity, one step above the BNP and one step below the Tories. Nationalists that are slightly self aware in that they try to disguise their prejudiced ignorance in the thin veil of hopes of cultural unity, when we all know they're just as racist as any misinformed skinhead from Burnley.
UKIP candidate: We need to make a stand this election and vote for UKIP over Cameron and his Blairite policies
Average voter: So what are your policies?
UKIP candidate: We believe in seperation from the evil EU
Average voter: Not much different from most Tories then
UKIP candidate: Yeah but we also believe Johnny Foreigner should go back to where he came from
Average voter: Still not seeing the difference here gotta be honest
UKIP candidate: They come over here stealing our jobs......
Average voter: Yeah nice one......{leaves}
Average voter: So what are your policies?
UKIP candidate: We believe in seperation from the evil EU
Average voter: Not much different from most Tories then
UKIP candidate: Yeah but we also believe Johnny Foreigner should go back to where he came from
Average voter: Still not seeing the difference here gotta be honest
UKIP candidate: They come over here stealing our jobs......
Average voter: Yeah nice one......{leaves}
by Leo Maguire October 26, 2008