3 definitions by Lemski

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One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.
"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."
#boner #fire #technician #explosion #bonfire #campfire #greatest #girls #sex #drugs #alcohol #cars #horsepower #speedos #golf #aviators #hockey
by Lemski August 23, 2008
When the ratio of man to woman is 2:1 in a three sum. Hence the two horns on a devils head symbolizing well.. yeah.
Devil's three sum has rules mind you. 1- Never look the other guy in the eyes. 2- By no means may you ever cross swords. 3- Keep high fives to a minimum. 4- Make sure if and when one devil goes backdoor, its the last move..noone wants to share an Oh Henry bar.
Me n' my best buddy hooked up with this wild chick who wasn't satisfied with simply dinner for two so we took her back to the my place and danced the devils three sum all over her.
Job well done.
#devil #three #threesum #wild #gang bang #chick #3 #rules #ass #blowjob
by Lemski January 15, 2009
An individual who is known as the sole technician to the bonfire, "the boner technician". He is born part bear part human. He possesses organs larger then the average horse, and donkey put together. He slays only the most exquisite members of the opposite sex. He is all that is man/savage.
"Colin Potter, roared as he mounted the finest female, and yelled stay thirsty my friends!!!!...he then tore down a tree with his bare hands...the girl smiled with glee"
#girl #tree #thirsty #member #technician #savage #man #boner #exqusite #golf #toothless
by Lemski August 23, 2008
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