Lemon Twisty Boy
When you suck on a pregnant woman's boobs to get milk.
My day was full of white sensation!
When someone spits in a cup until it's full then gives it to someone to drink.
I had a nice refreshing dog slobber yesterday.
When someone pees into your mouth while you and the person peeing are wearing nothing.
Come gimme some Kool Aid Lemonade baby!
When someone rubs their ass in your face and farts repeatedly, while you are licking their ass.
I got a face full yesterday.
When you cover a girl in whipped cream and lick it all off.
I had the best dessert ever yesterday!
When someone throws up in your mouth and you swallow it.
I told my girlfriend to throw it the other day.
When someone does diahreah in your mouth.
I drank some good chocolate milk yesterday.
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