1 definition by Leigh Crawford

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A Jacob is a person that has intercourse with random objects. The ones that he enjoys most are shoes, blenders and wardrobes. Although Jacobs may deny it, they are indian. You can tell this from the dot above his head. He gets erections only when he sees a milf. On special occasions, he inserts moose antlers into his rectal zone.
Steven: Oh look it's Jacob!
Mitchell: Ok. I had better not let him see my mum. He might get a boner.
Steven: Yeah good idea. I had better put this moose somewhere where he cannot see it.
Jacob: Did somebody say "moose"?
by Leigh Crawford May 18, 2011

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