"packed" in and around the anus preventing other matter
from passing. There are various ways to remove a mudpack. The two most popular are as follows:
1. Melting the mudpack: If your mudpack is all dried up and crusty, simply use a lighter
or a strike anywhere match to melt it away. Beware of the drip!!
2. Icepick & hammer: This is pretty self-explanatory. Simply chisel away the shitty goodness!
Surgeon General's Warning: When melting a serious
mudpack, use caution because
dingleberries are extremely