1) A bro who is in the occupation of canoeing, or who canoes daily.
2) A bro who doesnt attend events, and misses out on important routines (ie. breakfast)
3) A bro who missed certain epic things and/or events due to sleep.
"Is it just me, or does Canoe Bin Laden over there just sleep in for everything"
"Canoe Bin Laden there, just missed out on the greatest game of carstle crashers ever"