A simple being, beginning with a love for hockey, they also love drinking beer, scoring goals, fucking women, and hanging out with the boys. They love to bullshit with each other, and spend an obscene amount of time laughing. Always down for a good time, they are the most reliable resource when it comes to any drinking activity, party, or sport. They are true hockey players, living the lifestyle, and presenting to the rest of the world.
That is a team of beauts.