A twisted sister is a girl, typically in college
and living in a dorm
, who has "her boys" - a group of young college
males who probably live on the same floor or in the same dorm
as said TS.
She's the seemingly "cool", laid-back sister-type in this group of guys, but she's generally
a boring bitch who's overprotective
and maniupulative. She isn't romantically
interested in any of these "boys," and they
are not interested in her, but they
hang out with her anyway
and say she's "straight" because she makes them cupcakes and does their
laundry or something.
Guys don't get it, and so they
think this girl is "really cool" and "one of the guys" or "a good drinking buddy." But really, she's lame and uninteresting, and obnoxiously flaunts
her unhealthy relationship with "the boys."
Defining characteristics of a twisted sister include - possessive, bland, annoying, posts
numerous pictures on Facebook of her and "her boys" at clubs, has evil eyes, talks
in stupid "gangsta" voice and takes
numerous pics with a "gangsta" face/hand symbol.
Sister: "Oh muh gawd! This is a pic of me and muh BOYYYYSSSS! You bitches BEST
be backin' up off muh BOYS. And I'm bein' RULL cute and makin' my pimp-ass gangsta
College Girl: "Bitch, PLEASE. You're just a twisted
Sister: "Bitch, you CANNOT date Tony! He's on of MUH BOYS!"
College Girl: "Twisted
up. He wants
to make out with me, not you."