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The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.
Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"

Pete- "No. What for??"

Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."

Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."
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