n: A little piece of shit that no one likes
because he's a fucking dick
sucker who thinks everything is under him. A Bert will often feel the need to critique anything you happen
to say near him. On the plus side
a Bert is a very intelligent person who can do many things that others can't. A Bert is very prideful
in who they are despite
who others may think
v: A Bert is the action
correcting something in an uncalled for manner. Often times this action
and continues without the persons consent.
Person: I was looking at Disney
the other day...
: Oh Disney
sucks, and you know why...
Person: No Bert
, why don't you tell us
: Because Walt Disney
: Let me finish
(insert chuckle)...without his mustache, and to work at Disney
you need to surround yourself with white
supremacist if you want to stand out. (insert chuckle)