3 definitions by LeChango

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A verb used while confronted with a very stressful situation or an NDE in order to plan a safe escape/evacuation.

AKA: FTJ
"Cover me while I get the package! Fuel the Jet!"
by LeChango July 19, 2009

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To pee and poop simultaneously.
I forgot to piss before I took that crap, and I didn't tuck in my weiner. I pissooped and pee went all over the place.
by LeChango October 11, 2009

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A bowlful of tobacco (in a real tobacco pipe) with a special ingredient mixed in.
"Dude come over for some pipe tobacco a la mode."

"How could I resist such an offer?"
by Lechango August 23, 2011

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