5 definitions by Laurent

1) An actuary is a business professionnal who calculates insurance primes. They have VERY high skills in mathematics (statistics and finance). Actuaries have to be reliable and work-aholics.
2) An actuary is a place where they bury dead actors
An actuary is an accountant who find his life too funny
by laurent September 26, 2005
(adjective)
An action taken against the law of constitution
It's the longest french word
Ce nouveau projet de loi à été déclaré "Anticonstitutionnellement" rose avec des éléphants et des israëliens armés de laser guns
by Laurent September 27, 2005
Laval, Quebec, Canada

Laval is the second biggest city of Canada's quebec province. It is a suburb of the town of Montreal.

Noticed that Laval can be spelled backwards.
web site : www.ville.laval.qc.ca

Mayor: Gilles Vaillancourt
Pop: ~400 000

Celebrities :
Celine Dion lives there
Patrick Roy (avalanche's ex-goaltender)
Jose Theodore (Hab's Goaltender)
Martin St-Louis (Tempa bay Lightning, born in ste-dorothée hood)
Alexandre Despathie (best world diver)
"Chuck" (Simple Plan's leader & bassist)
1) Montrealer : "Laval is bungalow, tree-less town"
2) Qu'est-ce que tu dis à quelqu'un dont la blonde habite à laval ?
Ta blonde lha bite àl'avale ?
by laurent December 09, 2005
fif
In French (Eastern Canada), a " fif " is someone who's homosexual or acting like it.
Le féminin de "fif" est "five"
Sti qu'té fif !!!
Té five mon homme !!!
by laurent September 26, 2005
Laval, Quebec, Canada

Laval is the second biggest city of Canada's quebec province. It is a suburb of the town of montreal.

Mayor: Gilles Vaillancourt
Pop: ~300 000

Celebrities :
Celine Dion lives there
Jose Theodore (Hab's Goaltender)
Martin St-Louis (Tempa bay Lightning, born in ste-dorothée hood)
Alexandre Despathie (best world diver)
"Chuck" (Simple Plan's leader & bassist)
1) Montrealer : "Laval is bungalow, tree-less town"
2) Qu'est-ce que tu dis à quelqu'un dont la blonde habite à laval ?
Ta blonde lha bite àl'avale ?
by laurent October 14, 2005

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