A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.
"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"
the active worship of one Serj Tankian, lead singer of System of a Down. It can even be used for your religious views on Facebook. Followers of serjianity listen to all of Tankian's songs and have an unhealthy, but perfectly normal obsession with him.
"I asked Mary-Beth about the new poster in her locker, and she claims she's joined the First Church of Serjianity"
A slightly more appropriate word to use instead of f**k that is used when a teacher, parent, etc is around. Can be used in a variety of ways, such as with -ing on the end. Fugg is also an acceptable short form for fugly.
Guy #1: "You're so stupid!"
Guy #2(seeing a figure of authority walk by): "Shut the fugg up!"