4 definitions by Laurabelleblue

Top Definition
it is a continuation of the fag game; you stretch your sack out through your fingers and mention something about your chewing gum... it is vital that you say something odd enough to make someone look at it.
"Awwww... I dropped my chewing gum on the floor, hey, does that look like a hair on it?"
by Laurabelleblue August 28, 2006
ssof = sad state of affairs. The state of affairs that is so sad that one finds that one cannot make oneself use the actual words. Usually used right before one exists a stupid chat room or is passing a note to someone.
"this chat room is so beat man, it is just... well... I don't know... ssof- I'm out."
by Laurabelleblue August 29, 2006
a dog from russia- ie a russian dog, a canine from the russian part of asia. Dogistans usually come from the northern part and enjoy cold weather, vodka, and borscht.
"i just went to the pound and got my self a bonafide dogistan straight from the siberia"
by Laurabelleblue August 29, 2006
you perform a flying squirrel by stretching out your scrotum upwards over your penis, and just let the head of your penis show. you pinch the bottom of the scrotum on either side with your thumbs and forefingers (carefully, please!) and pull it upwards. Your balls form the squirrel's back legs, and your pinched ends form the front legs. The membrane of your scrotum resembles the flaps of the majestic flying squirrel. The head of the penis is the head of the squirrel, of course.!
"The majestic flying squirrel is a glorius creature indeed, and quite a stunt to pull off, as it were."
by Laurabelleblue August 28, 2006

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